I was chatting to Godmother and she said something about decking her alts with gear from the Timeless Isle, and I felt the sudden URGE to make a rhyme/song. So here is my silly song, dedicated to her!
Deck the Halls Your Alts
Deck your alts with Timeless Drop Gear
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
This, the last patch until next year
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Don we now our Heirloom Armour
Fa-la-la, la la la, la la la
Rep and coins for every farmer
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Rares are found all o'er the Isle
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
But buying stuff may take a while
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Inflation is even found right here
Fa-la-la, la la la, la la la
There's heaps to share, so never fear
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Dying seems to be the norm
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
If PvP is more your form
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Bloody coins will buy you treasure
Fa-la-la, la la la, la la la
Just kill 'em once more for good measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Mobs will one shot watch your step
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Kill those Yaungol for more rep
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Celestial Tournament awaits
Fa-la-la, la la la, la la la
Bring your pets in droves and spates
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Rares are found all o'er the Isle
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
But buying stuff may take a while
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Inflation is even found right here
Fa-la-la, la la la, la la la
There's heaps to share, so never fear
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Dying seems to be the norm
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
If PvP is more your form
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Bloody coins will buy you treasure
Fa-la-la, la la la, la la la
Just kill 'em once more for good measure
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Mobs will one shot watch your step
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Kill those Yaungol for more rep
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
Celestial Tournament awaits
Fa-la-la, la la la, la la la
Bring your pets in droves and spates
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la